SONA 2009 - PGMA (President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo)

On July 27, 2009, President Of the Philippines, Gloria Macapagal Arroyo will deliver it's last (We hope!) State of the Nation's Address or SONA 2009. Probably her SONA will goes like this:

"My fellow Filipinos,... I am a failure. I promised a lot in last year's State of the Nation Address that went totally to Malacañang's overpriced trashcans. I thought letting the Peso value go boosting up in such a short span of time would be the pinnacle of my rotting career as your president. But alas, due to lust for money, my skills and wit as an economist, once my only weapon against my fellow presidential candidates FPJ and Erap, has waned like the "bankang papel" parody that never made it to box office. Even my trusted advisers admit to this. It's a good thing, though, that there are only a few economists in this country- this horrible miscalculation had never made it to newspaper headlines. Good thing Congress is no haven for economists, either, so it may not be necessary to explain it here now. Continuation..